Your Life in Pants
A Life in Pants.
One pair for all eternity.
This is a serious hypothetical.
Jeans? No, too constricting. Forget dress or suit pants. Wool and synthetics don’t breathe well enough. This is the rest of your life we’re taking about. Comfort is number one, but you want to look good too. There’s also the issue of boredom when you look in the mirror for the 5000th time, so solid colors are out.
May I suggest some vertical striping? Makes your legs look longer. Gets people looking up and down. Always striking. Never boring. Now we’re on to something.
Material. Something silky and light would be good, although if you’re really thinking about it, might be too fragile or snaggy. A nice cotton and linen blend perhaps? It’s breathable. Comfy. Not too heavy or light. Not great in snowstorms, but you can’t have it all.
Remember, you can’t ever take them off.
We’ve made these so you won’t want to.
Your Life In Pants… Pants (No. 5613). Eternally comfortable 55% linen and 45% cotton blend. Zip fly with mother of pearl button closure. Self-fabric tie belt. 30 1/2” inseam. On-seam pockets. Dazzling stripes to keep your world on its toes. Commence your unencumbered, eye-catching life, in perpetuity. Made in India.