The Scene-stealing Suede Trench
Crisp autumn days like this make you positively giddy.
Five blocks to Harry’s for your favorite latte. You throw on your chic autumn armor— aviators and this suede trench.
Down five flights of the walk-up, you hit the streets to find a P.A. blocking your path.
“Quiet please, we’re shooting,” he quips.
“I’m walking,” you reply.
You blow through the nauseatingly artistic shot. Producers scream. The P.A. flees. The actress you recognize from that dog movie chuckles, amused by your lack of amusement.
You push down your aviators to find the handsome French director (yes, he’s handsome, and yes, you have a pulse) charging forward.
“I want you in my shot.”
He snaps his fingers in mid-air like a mating call. Commence the eye-roll (yours) heard ’round the world. You push through the crowd as the director goes on and on about raw charisma and edginess.
Good god, these people.
Well, you’re not entirely innocent.
The Scene-Stealing Suede Trench (No. 5403). Classic trench in supple genuine suede. Fully lined in a twill weave. Red satin piping detail at interior seams. Corozo buttons at double-breasted front, pockets, epaulettes, front flap, and back yoke. Self-tie belt at waist and wrists with antique brass buckles. Vertical shaping seams at front and back with three-needle topstitching. Large angled-welt pockets with button closure. Center back vent. Imported.