Keeping Up Appearances Hat
Keeping Up Appearances.
Whether taking in the matinee at Chinese Mann’s, eating burgers from In-N-Out in the Bentley, or avoiding the press like the plague, there are times when you’re totally at ease schlubbing it.
But on occasion, you’ve got to knock it out of the park, unleash that million-dollar smile, flaunt those conversation skills you honed in the city before you made it big.
There is also the matter of earth-shattering attire.
If Edith Wharton can tame high society, win the Pulitzer for literature, and be presented with the Legion of Honor by the president of France, you can stomach another press-filled Derby party at you-know-who’s.
Thankfully, you’ve got something topsecret you’ve been dying to unleash that is sure to put a smile on all their faces.
Most importantly, yours.
Keeping Up Appearances Hat (No. 5735). Luckily for you, we made the brim wide enough to blot out the flashbulbs in press row. Although something tells me you’ll be throwing your head back in full swan mode.
We tailor-made this hat to go with the Derby sheath dress, but I’m sure you canfind a wedding, gala, or other high-society event to attend where subtlety has been rightly banished. Natural parisisal straw. Offset flowers in gorgeous red and black silk. Polyester ribbon. Horsehair edge. Dimensions: 20” total diameter, 6 3/4” brim length, 7” deep. Elastic band on the inside that conforms to the shape and size of your head. One size fits most. Made in USA.