New Age Eyelet Shift
An Eye(let) for the New Age.
Here are a couple of ridiculous things still on the legislative books in certain states: it is unlawful to seduce an unmarried woman with the promise of matrimony (lucky you), and a movie theater couldn’t screen the provocative film “Blue is theWarmest Color” because the theater also sold liquor (to be fair, this had more to do with twisted state laws than the theater itself).
Who knows, your eyelet dress may be illegal somewhere.
By all accounts, it is the very definition of innocent and felicitous except for, perhaps, the lace-up front placket. What exactly will your mood be for the board meeting or dinner with the Goodmans? High and tight? Business casual? Coy? Notcoy?
Ain’t nobody’s business but your own.
New Age Eyelet Shift (No. 5623).100% cotton, pullover-style shift dress with a gorgeous array of eyelet patterns throughout. Provocative and conversation-inducing lace-up front placket. Just below-knee length. ¾ sleeves. Figure flattering waist-shaping darts at front and back. Scallopedtrim at sleeves and sweep. Body is lined in stretch cotton, sleeves are unlined. Almost (but not quite) entirely immune to controversy. Imported.