Their Cure for Boredom.
Reading something scintillating will help with life’s monotony. The question is, what about your audience? Here are some specs to keep them giddily entertained.
Exhilarated Readers (No. 5755). Vibrant turquoise tortoise shell front with dark brown and cream tortoise shell temples. Handmade acetate (no actual tortoises were harmed). Case and cleaning cloth included. Comes in all our standard magnifications: 1.5, just enough; 2.0, snaps printed words back into sharpfocus; 2.5, a little stronger; and 3.0, if you are unable to read this right now. Imported.