Knowing It All Zip-Up
The Man Who Knew Everything.
Yet you still don’t hate him.
He saves you from eating the morel mushroom imposter and thereby from a night of intestinal fortitude.
He takes you to the one spot in the valley where the only piebald deer in the region nests. He buries the root vegetables deep inside an earth-oven he dug while you were napping.
And yet, you still don’t hate him.
It takes talent to know it all and not be a know-it-all. The reasons why or how this is done are unknown. It is innate, just as the blow-hard gene is innate. However, this incredibly knowledgeable zip-up sweater is a good start.
He, of course, concurs, since he was wearing it.
Knowing It All Zip-Up (No. 5848). 100% cotton-ribbed sweater knit with striking tonal cotton canvas at shoulder and back yoke. Ribbed collar, cuffs, and bottom band. Contrast navy color inside collar and cuffs. Six brown corozo buttons down center front placket with hidden metal zipper. Warm. Practical. Very striking. Always right.Imported.