New Vintage Short Sleeve T-shirt
What is this? It looks old.
Well, it’s a vintage T-shirt. It’s new but looks old.
It’s new but looks old?
Well, it seems new, but looks old.
Seems? You mean it really is old?
Well, you know when you’re out buying a couple of steaks and maybe some antifreeze and you decide on a pack of T-shirts at the same time? You mean it’s like that?
Well, it’s like that… but different.
A lot different.
(Adding to the mystery, the original historic labels were accidentally removed and replaced by our own. Sorry.)
Garment-Dyed Vintage Short Sleeve T-shirt (No. 6607). Garment-dyed 100% cotton slub. One chest pocket (always handy). Noticeably more substantial cotton than you normally find in T-shirts these days, garment-dyed to achieve the effect of great age. Although newborn, they start out looking good (and old). And stay that way. And they don’t disintegrate just at the point when they’re starting to get good. Imported.