The Get-noticed Tropical Dress
Noticed in the South of France.
You tried to go underground this time. Bypassed Saint-Tropez in favor of the pink granite coast. Lesser known and lesser hassle. You didn’t want the press. So how did you mess this up?
It was the bellboy. Had to be. He wouldn’t stop staring.
Could have been that woman by the pool. She seemed to notice you from fifty yards away.
That guy on the beach snapping photos? He didn’t look like a paparazzo but who knows these days.
Point is, they sniffed you out. Next time, just wear a full body sheath instead of this… dress. Oh, right.
The Get-Noticed Tropical Dress (No. 4952). In sheer poly chiffon. Scoop neckline with knife pleated ruffle trim. Six godets at front and back extend from waist to sweep. Fully lined. Invisible zipper at wearer's left. Upper-calf length. One of our most beautiful prints. Imported.