“Would you be shocked if I changed into something more comfortable?”

—Jean Harlow

Said he’d be back in a minute.

Which gives you enough time to change into something that will set the mood. Fire is blazing in more ways than one.

More décolletage?

Or less?

Can be arranged.

What if it accidentally, opens here?

Or tied like this?

You’ll give him five more minutes and then text him.

How long does it take to find a bottle of Louis Roederer Cristal Brut 2002, a crudités platter with a dip made from a fat free mixture of yogurt and cottage cheese? Vintage Tea Length Nightgown (No. 2801) with lace trimmed long sleeves. Lace and fabric rose trim below bodice, continues on hem and front seams. Eyelets, nylon chiffon rosebuds, and ribbons all strategically placed. Depending on how you look at it. Contrasting fabric ties. It slips off as easily as it goes on.

He’s even put the game on mute. Imported.

Women’s sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL.

Color: Antique White.

(Makes a lovely gift for someone you know, or hope to know better.)