Glamour.

Men's trousers from 1940, adapted to a woman's body.

Fluid, sensual, elegant silk twill.

(It drapes beautifully, moves one millisecond later than you move, then continues moving one millisecond after you've stopped.)

As every man who isn't dead yet has noticed, women who dress this way could never be confused with a man.

Details: French zipper fly, four stitched-down front pleats, suspender buttons front and back. No waistband. Four narrow belt loops at waist. Two button-through double-welt back pockets, and two off-seam vertical welt front pockets.

Yes, glamorous.

Sizes: 2 through 18. Imported.