Somewhat Aristocratic.

Your twin Brit cousins, Mimsy and Pudge, are at it again.

Last fall was such a smash-traipsing through the English countryside, doing all those wonderfully “marvelous” fall sporting things— that they’ve invited you again.

And you know what that means.

Inspecting you as if you were a bug under a microscope.

Vague, patronizing comments like, “So, dahling, let’s see what you’ve brought to wear (translation: make sure she doesn’t embarrass us.)

Be sure and take these pants.

With their impossible to find (you know since you’ve looked) dark, aristocratic colors. And their old money look.

(You can hear the terrible twins breathing a sigh of relief.)

Aristocratic Twill Pant (No. 2774). Comfortable cotton twill, pre-washed for softness. Small amount of stretchy stuff to keep the lines crisp. Tailored as you would have them tailored. Contoured waistband. Zip front. On-seam pockets. Real corozo buttons. Wide hem.

And for this Fall’s “traipsing” up and down the Cotswolds, you’ll never blend into the scenery. Imported.

Women’s sizes: 2 through 18.

Colors: Aristocratic Deep Red.