Oh What a Thrill.

This dress inspires cosmic action.

It creates warm breezes and cloudless September skies. Women shave their legs. Paint their toes.

Men listen (or at least pretend to), and smile.

It forces men and women to hold hands. Drink mochas in the dark. Walk barefoot in the grass. It pushes our perceptions of the words whimsical and powerful.

Who are we kidding, this dress can move nations. The British government could have created a fourth poster (after “Keep Calm and Carry On”) of a young fearless English woman wearing this dress smiling as the winds from the Irish Sea blow against her soft but firm body.

Autumn Karma Dress (No. 3738). Made with soft jersey knit, 95% cotton, 5% spandex. A soft silk, attached ribbon to tie into a bow for best look. Scoop front neckline. Empire waistline with shirring along skirt. Front hip pockets. Upper calf length. Dropped shoulder seams. Back wrap style. Wrap tie closure at wearer’s right front. Imported.

Women’s sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL.

Color: Black.