Monday, she's a priceless Spode bone-china cup vibrating slightly in its saucer. Unreasonably beautiful and chaste, some may say.
Tuesday, she's in the pounding surf with a longboard, kissing her husband passionately. Ostentatiously graceful and bold, others may say.
Could this be Anna Neagle?
Even more importantly, what is she wearing on Wednesday?
I think it's this pleated front tunic, capable of going any direction (or personality) that she, I mean you, may desire.
The more callow members of your audience will be impressed by its ladylikeness. Others, who enjoy our spontaneous human condition, will appreciate its subtle irrationality.
English Tunic Blouse (No. 3774). Pure, high quality linen. French seams. Mandarin collar. Vertical stitch pleating on each side of placket. Pleats from base of center front bib. Full sleeve. Side slits. Side seam. Chalk button.
Women's sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL.
Length ranges from 32 1/4” to 34 1/4”. Varies by size.
Colors: Blue, Green.
Care Instructions: Dry Clean Only.