Put on this handsome soft snuggly red nightshirt and almost immediately you'll hear the silence that always precedes the beginning of a snowfall.
You could pretend you're doing it for the children.
And that wouldn't be entirely fictitious, would it?
(Besides, the children won't be the only ones who hear it, either.)
And if at this place and at this time you don't happen to have a mess of children (or none at all) and you don't have a fieldstone fireplace either, then you'd better get one of these bright-red soft nappy nightshirts right away.
You might even consider getting two of them.
Optimism never hurts.
Classic Nightshirt (No. 1049), for men and women. Tab collar. Placket with 4 soft rubber soccer-shirt buttons. Shirttail hem. Soothing cotton flannel in a pure and unmistakable True Red.
Sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL.