Clever You.

There's a famous mill in Germany that is making you the cleverest and (most elegant) person in your social circle.

(If you don't have a social circle get one immediately.)

The mill is called Brennet AG and they're internationally famous for making the most exacting tuxedo fabrics for men.

Now they're going to be famous for doing the same for women.

(Only they don't quite know it yet.)

Basic genius is their ability to weave pleats right into fabric. And in using a compact yarn, the result is a superior cloth.

So now you have an impeccable and romantic twist on a man's tuxedo shirt, made from some same sterling stuff.

And since you were clever to begin with, you know this would be equally devastating going casual, with jeans.

Tuxedo Tie Front Blouse (No. 2515). Cotton with a little spandex for movement. Same mother of pearl buttons as men's. Pointed collar. Built in pleats.

Tuxedo bib down center front. Ties bring it all together.

You just received an invitation to Count Baccari's house warming in Sperlonga.

Formal. Semi formal. Black Tie Optional. Casual panache.

You're covered for any dress code.

Women's sizes: 2 through 18. Imported.

Color: White.