Some of us are followers.
Some of us are leaders.
Facts are facts.
This hat is for leaders.
However, should a follower pick up this hat, they will be looked on as a leader and discover hidden leadership skills.
“Reservations won’t be a problem.”
The J. Peterman Panama (No. 1015). Highest grade toquilla fibers; woven, as are the best Panamas, in Ecuador. The “technology” which made summers in the Canal Zone bearable. Almost. Rakish black grosgrain band. Devastating brim. Slightly intimidating. Women will whip it off your head and insist on trying it on. Men may put a fist through their inferior versions.
Imported.
Sizes: S, M, L, XL.
(Women will buy this and convince themselves it’s a “gift.”)
Price: $99