Last Chance Dept.
If you are thin, you know exactly what this dress does.
If you are voluptuous, you know even better what this dress does.
And so the burden of explanation continues because, of course, they still don’t know what to make of you.
The inquiries have grown even more intrusive; the scandals more salacious.
There is talk of faraway islands in the South Pacific and Kashmir sapphires.
It’s rumored Blumenthal wants to cook for you.
Evidently Turnage has been working on a piece with you in mind.
The smitten broker wants to know your portfolio (biotech of course).
As if the optical sorcery of this dress weren’t enough, we’ve added an asymmetrical sewn pleat from the waist to your capped shoulder sleeve and offered it in a sultry red and black.
The results border on the unreasonable.
The Asymmetrical Pleat Dress (No. 5127). Stretch rayon blend. Slight boat neckline. Cap sleeves. French bust darts. The side panels from the underarm to the sweep, in contrasting color, create a curved hourglass shape (the very heart of unreason). Below knee length. Back waist shaping darts. Center back kick pleat.
Women’s sizes: 0 through 20.
Color: Red and Black.
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